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Letter from Lisa following the Spam Letters

You don’t know Lisa. I don’t know Lisa. But she wrote to me after
reading my conversations with spammers saying "Just a quick
note, found your web page whilst looking up a twat!. Found him on your page
and your winding him up!.Fantastic, I love it! Keep up the good work oh man
of the cloth!. Ta. Lisa".

Lisa – I’m flattered that you read it, liked it and told me so. But I’m worried
that you were "looking up a twat"; I feel it probably contravenes the Hippocratic
Oath to surf the web while conducting a gynaecological examination.

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