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Jan’s bum

Jan is my wife’s niece, visiting us from Norway. She’s a lovely girl, but tragically she suffers from B.A.S. (Builders’ Arse Syndrome), yet doesn’t let this terrible affliction stop her sitting in the garden on sunny days.

girl with builder's arse syndrome

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86 Responses to “ Jan’s bum ”

Comment by ambz

well why not?

Better then doing work i suppose! Just tped in bum on Google.. also works well with ‘poo’ if anyone is interested…

Comment by boz

Freud would be so proud of this. Not that I’m smug; I just typed bum into google – I WAS CHECKING MY INTERNET CONNECTION!

Comment by Rob

Just typed in lovely bum on google. And what a lovely bum it is too. Any chance of putting a face to this lovely bum. Preferably mine, lol. 🙂

Comment by ade

glad that im not the only one of the nations workforce that is so stimulated be their job that they put the word bum into google for no apparent reason.

Comment by Dane

why do spudheads everywhere want to tell us what they’d do to girls? It’s ‘I’d tap that’ to the extreme.

btw yea, I was bored too so typed bum into google

Comment by Mel

testing netnanny for the kids computer – so intrigued that i had to disable netnanny and look at the site

sad eh

Comment by Hate em all harry

was just sat thinking suicidle thoughts and decided to type bum into google to see what it would bring up.

Comment by mr bum

We were bored of xmas shopping on ebay – so I typed bum in Google. I’m so glad to be part of this growing institution.

Comment by Kim

I typed BUM in google and laughed when I saw loads of other people were bored enough to do it to :o)
bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum
jinglebum jinglebum jingle all the wayyyyyy

Comment by Glenn E

I’m doing a study on bottoms and the part they play in attracting a life partner in 3 different species……

F**k it I typed bum in Google like everyone else!!!

Comment by Rachel

I typed in vasectomy (need an original and practical b’day prezzie for el husbando) was distracted from my grown up quest by the word bum – works everytime. Will go on to search your site for the word willy whilst I am still in infantile mode and then get back to my vasectomy research. Thank u for the diversion!

Comment by DarkMithras

Oh well.

Just installed vista. Checked net connection. Typed in ‘Bum’ in google. Voila. Here I am.

Well. What can I say. Looks like I am not the only one who types bum randomly into Google.

Also – wtf? Is taht a hamster with a silly hat at the bottom? Noooooo, this is to silly for me.
What a bummer………..

Comment by A Writer

Bored of writing…needed some inspiration so typed ‘bum’ into Google…this book’s gonna be a best seller!

Comment by Neil

Yeah if you type, “bumshit”, “bumarse” or “arsepants” into google you actually get results as well, hours of fun when I should be working

Comment by Neil

Oh yeah, nearly forgot, found this wonderful little quote after typing “exploding trousers” into google a few months back

“James Watson of Massey University, New Zealand, was awarded the agricultural history award for describing the health hazards of sodium chlorate, which, in 1931, caused an outbreak of exploding trousers among farmers in rural New Zealand (Agricultural History 2004;78:346-60).

Mr Buckley, who wasn’t wearing his trousers when they exploded, witnessed a string of detonations in his pants after he had hung them to dry in front of a fire. Other men were unfortunately occupying their trousers at the time of immolation.”

Comment by elric ftang

I found yer site because me interweb was out, so I was testing stuff. so I opened firefox and typed bum into google.

I like bums [ladies] and it was therefore the first word I thought of. do you have any more pix of jan’s bum [only if she is over 18, and pref over 35, please]

and yes, the www was off, but it is back on now. obviously

Comment by Wildtuna(AWG)

I was testing a friends page loading speed, so as everyone else has said “I typed bum into Google” and discovered someone had the common sense to make this, Well done Bruce like-minded sense of humour. Just in case your interested, it came up 4th on the list from 30,800,000 in my book youve claimed a bit of fame for this gem. [`Tuna gives a round of applause in appreciation]

Comment by Boris

Was researching Boot-Up Manager, which is a Perl-Gtk2 application to handle runlevels configuration of any debian derivative system…

Yeah, obviously

No idea what a Boot-Up Manager is. Took that description from the link below yours when I googled bum, same as everyone else…

Comment by steve

It is ever so slightly perverted to be taking photos of young family members bum.

Do you get many requests to babysit ?

Thought not.

Comment by Steve

Sadly, old enough to be her father.

But I am young at heart and have to admit it is a nice bum.

Comment by Steve

And don’t thinlk you have thrown me with the “age” thing. It is still a bit suspect.

It reminds me of a time when I had to ring my friend and tell him I could not meet him for a drink as it was my daughters 9th Birthday and her and her friends were playing on the trampoline. I explained I had to be near and watch that they did not bounce too high.

He said he was sorry, but then offered to perform the same duty on my daughters 17th birthday, provided all her friends still liked the trampoline.

My wife is not keen on him visting now. Cant think why….

Comment by JackP

I didn’t type ‘bum’ into google. I was already on your site and saw what appearered to be some rather odd ‘recent comments’ in your recent comments post. So I thought I’d go an have a look…

And yes, you’ve done it again. Another odd post. Now I’m off to read the latest ‘Bollywood Extra’ comments 🙂

Comment by Andy

Hehe, I’ve got the best one – I was researching ex-con “hate em all harry”. I doubt the guy wanting to top himself above is the one though 😉

Comment by diclonius

yes was googling bum obviously a common thing to do.
Very nice dis bum is also nice but smaller

Comment by br549

Just typed “lovely bums” into Google and found it. The world needs more lovely bums! Lovely, slender, hiphuggered bums! Bums with panty lines! Bums with tatoos! Bums with thongs! More lovely bums! Make the world a better place! Post your lovely bums!

Comment by Rob Scott

Was also bored and just typed in the word BUM, as this is the pet name , me and our lass use for one and other.
Got that used to the name Bum, we just answer too it when ever it is called, I know, What a Bummer’

Comment by deante

Yep, same as most of you, typed in bum, lmao and here I am, u could turn this into a book u know, and possibly go on to do more short stories, willy, boobs, bogey, all of the silly childish words we apparently put into google when were ‘bored’

Comment by TErry

actually,being a P.A.T. guy(pussy,ass&thighs)I was looking for nice butts to put in my collection….
here I am!!!!!

Comment by Glenn

I was also just checking my internet connection .. and then your site caught my eye !!

“Nice Bum” how about the Tits .. he he he he he

Comment by Jane

I’m back again
Not typed ‘bum cleavage’ into google this time
Was notified by email that there was yet another amusing post

I notice that all posts appear to be ‘on work’s time’..nice touch..

Comment by Lurcherman

Had a grotty day and typed BUM into Google – cheered me up no end.
Keep it up – no – sorry I said that………….

Comment by Joe

Unemployed and completely bored – I was Googling “the pencil test” – even though I already knew what it was – when voila!!! – I was on the Bruce Lawson website

Comment by falcon

I was just testing my browser had a few redirecting probs to advert sites , typed bum in google and notice someone else did the same, so had to look at your site its a nice bum but my partners is much better

Comment by Wang

Speaking of George W. Bush:

George W. Bush is a raging racist.

George W. Bush committed hate crimes of epic proportions and with the stench of terrorism (indicated in my blog).

George W. Bush did in fact commit innumerable hate crimes.

And I do solemnly swear by Almighty God that George W. Bush committed other hate crimes of epic proportions and with the stench of terrorism which I am not at liberty to mention.

Many people know what Bush did.

And many people will know what Bush did—even to the end of the world.

Bush was absolute evil.

Bush is now like a fugitive from justice.

Bush is a psychological prisoner.

Bush has a lot to worry about.

Bush can technically be prosecuted for hate crimes at any time.

In any case, Bush will go down in history in infamy.

Respectfully Submitted by Andrew Yu-Jen Wang
B.S., Summa Cum Laude, 1996
Messiah College, Grantham, PA
Lower Merion High School, Ardmore, PA, 1993

(I can type 90 words per minute. In only 7 days, posts basically like this post of mine have come into existence—all over the Internet (hundreds of copies). One can go to Google USA right now, type “George W. Bush committed hate crimes of epic proportions and with the stench of terrorism,” hit “Enter,” and find more than 350 copies indicating the content of this post. All in all, there are probably more than 1,000 copies on the Internet indicating the content of this post—it has practically become headline news. One cannot be too dedicated when it comes to anti-Bush activities. As I looked back at my good computer work, I thought how fun and easy it was to do it.)

I am not sure where I had read it before, but anyway, it goes kind of like this: “If only it were possible to ban invention that bottled up memories so they never got stale and faded.” Oh wait—off the top of my head—I think it came from my Lower Merion High School yearbook.

Comment by Bruce

Great comment, Wang. I’m glad to provide you with a soapbox.

I hope your thoughts on the bum that is actually the subjct of this post don’t also involve the stench of terrorism?

Comment by Oblio

Typed bum into google and found this community of people who type random words into search engines – great very funny…

we also gained amusement tonight by typing our names followed by silly words…i.e. oliver + pig or oliver + smell

We’re 35 ……..

Comment by Kat

I typed in bum to google to test out the content control that i had just enabled, it had said that even pictures of bums would be restricted…much to my dismay…it didn’t work and was imediately offended by this page…rather annoyed the content control does not work!

And…females should clothe themselves properly, like young ladies, intead of tramps…I am a 27 year old girl and hate the way my generation behaves…they have no self respect. This world h

Comment by Lauren


People are finding you site i think because they get bored, i did and typed in random words and typed in bum and this was one of the sites that came up.
Hope that helps 🙂

Comment by Fi

Having a real bummer of a week so, feeling fed up, just typed ‘Bum’ into google. Original huh!?!?
Now I know I’m not alone so thanks for cheering me up! Lol!

P.S. What’s with the biscuit-hatted bunny bum flasher at the bottom? Bizarre!

Comment by TwoHawks

Well, since you asked, I came here from this really cool place where some rockin’ bands and sh-t were listed… man that was cool.
Oh, and then there were these other bizarre links to weird stuff, such as Jan’s bum… which actually isn’t so weird as it turns out.

Oh, the link…
“Seven things you didn’t want to know about me”

And no, I did not seach on google for “bum” (okay, well I did once after I read it was the #1 search term on the internet !HA!

BTW, Thanks for all your sharing on html 5, etc, Bruce. Hats off to you, chief.

Comment by TwoHawks

PS: Hey, you have a revealing error upon submission of a comment on this page… you may wish to have it checked ;^)

Comment by deadestfish

Poster #7 here again. I was encouraged on a forum to search on my Google images ‘legacy’. So I typed ‘deadestfish’ into Google search and then checked images. This was one of the matches and I thought ‘I remember that’.
My one bored Google search for ‘bum’ from over 2 years ago has come back to haunt me!

Comment by Anus

I made up a short song called “I Like Bums” and BOOM typed it into good BOOM this came up CLICK I clicked on it BOOM I was here

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