Apologies for that; I went to see Motörhead last night. Fucking marvellous! Completely unsophisticated, unfinessed, no-bullshit rock’n’ roll – purveyors of the greatest rock single of all time. It’s a pity Motörhead fans are the rudest people on the planet, but didn’t detract from a splendid night. Eh? Speak up for God’s sake!
This is great: here’s some Barbie dolls playing Motörhead:
I’ve had plastic surgery to shape my penis like a rocket.
My wife’s over the moon.