It’s midnight on Christmas Eve, and a five year-old Luke Skywalker is fast asleep, but suddenly awakened by a crash and a cloud of soot coming from the fireplace. From down the chimney stepped … not Santa, but Darth Vader!
“Luke”, breathed Vader.
“See that gift over there under the tree? That’s a cuddly Ewok, that is.”
“Stop!”, cried the infant Luke.
“You’re spoiling the surprise!”
“Luke, that one there is a brand new light sabre”, Vader continued.
“Don’t tell me”, said Luke, clamping his hands over his ears.
“Luke, the really big one is a replica of the Millenium Falcon”, Vader concluded.
Luke tearfully asked,
“How do you know what Santa’s brought me?”.
“Luke – I have felt your presents”
See ya next year!
Anyway, I’m off to Thailand for a no-Xmas holiday. Gotta love Buddhism. All the best.