Darth Vader down the chimney
It’s midnight on Christmas Eve, and a five year-old Luke Skywalker is fast asleep, but suddenly awakened by a crash and a cloud of soot coming from the fireplace. From down the chimney stepped … not Santa, but Darth Vader!
“Luke”
, breathed Vader. “See that gift over there under the tree? That’s a cuddly Ewok, that is.”
“Stop!”
, cried the infant Luke. “You’re spoiling the surprise!”
“Luke, that one there is a brand new light sabre”
, Vader continued.
“Don’t tell me”
, said Luke, clamping his hands over his ears.
“Luke, the really big one is a replica of the Millenium Falcon”
, Vader concluded.
Luke tearfully asked, “How do you know what Santa’s brought me?”
.
Vader replied, “Luke – I have felt your presents”
See ya next year!
Anyway, I’m off to Thailand for a no-Xmas holiday. Gotta love Buddhism. All the best.
2 Responses to “ Darth Vader down the chimney ”
That’s one of my favourite jokes. Starwars, plus a play on words is always going to win! 🙂
I’m jealous. When I lived in BKK I used to bemoan missing a UK Xmas. After being back 6 years I echo your sentiments! Hope you have a wonderful holiday in Hua Hin – Merry Xmas, Seasons Greetings, Happy Solsitice or whatever you prefer!!!