Just when I thought the tone of my blog was resolutely gutter-level, a guest joke from Allan Kent, lowers it further. So it’s not on the homepage, in order to preserve some common decency.
Q: What do a woman’s arsehole and a 9 volt battery have in common?
A: You know it’s wrong, but you also know that sooner or later you’re gonna put your tongue on it.
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Allan’s joke ”
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Allan
unfortunately I can’t take credit for actually making it up, just for spreading the love.
unfortunately I can’t take credit for actually making it up, just for spreading the love.