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Another non-PC joke

What’s metal, three feet tall, and stands at the end of your bed taking the piss out of you all night?

A dialysis machine.

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2 Responses to “ Another non-PC joke ”

Comment by Dai Alasys

Dear Bruce
As one of the Pontypridd Alasys’s, I thought your joke was excellent – but for one small fact, in a dialysis machine, blood from the patient, not urine runs through tubes made of a semi-porous membrane.

We in the Welsh valleys like people to get their facts straight.

Best wishes Dai

Comment by jeoffry

you stoopid bastard. you sad, lowlife, jobsworth cunt, get a fucking life and stop leaving worthless comments to jokes. bahhhhhh

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