Brown and sticky
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What’s long, thin, brown and sticky?
A stick.
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4 Responses to “ Brown and sticky ”
It’s supposed to be “What’s long, thin, brown and sticky”.
Damit, Lawson, if you’re going to subject us to crap jokes, at least get them right…
Anyway, since you ask…
What’s grey and clammy?
A clam
What’s green and leaky?
A leek
What’s wet and creaky?
A creek
What’s the handiest digital device?
A hand
What’s long, thin red and sticky?
That bloody stick again!
i see your jokes havent improved with the passing of time!