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Good Friday joke

Not particularly good, but it is Good Friday:

Jesus walks into a hotel, puts four nails down on the counter and asks “Can you put me up for the night?”

4 Responses to “ Good Friday joke ”

Comment by F

Talking to a colleague on the train home last week I pondered if a suitable pickup line for Easter would be “come back to mine, I’ll nail you ’til you’re cross”

Comment by Lee

Came for the Flash Eulogy, stayed for the Friday jokes. It is debated whether there were three or four nails. In the 1993 movie, The Crow, Eric Draven says three when he tells the joke to Funboy whilst being shot.

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