The pencil test
My friend Cynj is proud that, at 35, she still passes “the pencil test”:
- you take one pencil and one bosom
- lift bosom and place pencil below it
- release bosom
- if the pencil is held in place by said bosom you have failed the pencil test, but if the pencil falls to the floor you have passed.
Congratulations, Cynj. Today is my 41st birthday, and I’m convinced that I would fail…
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8 Responses to “ The pencil test ”
Happy birthday, Bruce.
Why the hell would any woman want to pass that test?
Surely the test a near-40-something woman wants to pass is the ‘take the bra off and breasts remain at same altitude’ test.
And what’s it mean if the pencil snaps in two? 😉
Happy birthday Bruce!
Ahem: I’d like to introduce a new service to ladies that I am promoting with my good mate Bruce.
If you are undecided as to the quality of your bosom and wish expert analysis, simply send the topless photographs of yourself to Bruce and myself, and we’ll provide a free assessment for you.
There you go Bruce, how’s that for a birthday present?
>Have pencil, will travel!
Never mind, Bruce, it’s not the size, but what you do with it…
Happy Birthday, anyway.
For the ‘visiting pencil purveyor’ idea … would you leave an engraved pencil of some kind as a souvenir?
thanks for sharing that with everyone hon!
oh, and i pass the altitude test too, so ner ner ne ner ner
Happy birthday, Bruce, from another 41-year-old male … but I think I might just make the cut with the test! 😉