Man with a sore knee
A man goes to the doctors with a sore knee.
The doctor says, “You’ll have to stop masturbating”.
“But why?” asks the man.
The doctor replies, “Because I’m trying to examine you”.
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5 Responses to “ Man with a sore knee ”
The Great Duckano,
I have just jumped onto to your site to see what you have been up to and the first thing I see sets me up for the rest of the week.
Another accessibility event soon?????
Cheers,
Nick
Best joke you’ve put on here in a while Bruce. I can see myself repeating this one many a time …
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Bruce, that’s sick! 🙂
Err… got any more?!