It’s been whispered about for some time, but only now can the truth be revealed. The Large Hadron Collider at CERN was built in order to produce enough Higgs Bosons to turn ordinary ninjas into an elite squad of standards-avenging attack ninjas under the sole command of Sir Tim Berners-Lee, previously from CERN (co-incidence? I think not!).
Unnamed sources tell me that, as the Mayans nearly predicted, 2012 will be the year when misusing vendor prefixes will no longer be tolerated and manufacturers bastardising CSS Media Queries to do UA-sniffing will not go unnoticed.
Don’t believe me? Here is an artist’s impression of an actual photo of Tim Berners-Lee summoning his standards-avenging attack ninjas.
Tremble, proprietary-lovin’ developers!
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