Secrets of Mayan flower remedy healing: channelling the crystal tarot for wealth and success
Some of you may know this already, but I can now announce it publicly. 2014 approaches, and promises to be an astrologically significant year as Jupiter turns retrograde, just as Saturn reaches the mid-point of Scorpio and as Mars enters Libra.
The primary effect of karmic Saturn spending virtually all of 2014 in fellow Water sign, Scorpio is that I don’t have enough money. Therefore, I’ve been doing some serious study and am now a Reikimaster (7th dan) Aromatherapy Chakra Realignment Lifecoach.
If you’re rich and consider yourself “Quite Spiritual”, you’re invited to one of my workshops. The first, which will take place on the Spring Equinox near Glastonbury Tor where the leylines meet, is Secrets of Mayan flower remedy healing: channelling the crystal tarot for wealth and success.
In this two day Meditative Chakra Healing and Negative Energy Banishment Retreat™, you’ll learn:
- some regurgitated bits of the Upanishads that I found on free Kindle books that explain how your Soul can never be destroyed but, by conflating it with some misunderstood terms from pop science books, is Quantum Mechanically “remembered” in the fabric of SpaceTime, meaning that your spiritual essence forever vibrates in trees and flowers.
- how the secrets of the Ancient Tarot’s “High Priestess” card affects your karmic balance
- how to use some attractively polished stones to raise your Magnetic Resonance during Magnetic Pole Reversal, which can otherwise block your creativity by flooding you with “Negergy” – a kind of negative energy that I personally discovered during my time at an ashram in Spiritual India (Thank you).
- how the power of song can free the shackles of your spirit bringing a feeling of lighthearted one-ness with your fellow Truth-Seekers and the Universe, through a process of Astral-hyperventilation™.
- how to visualize what you want to create – and you will electromagnetically attract the object of your visualization.
- how to commune with Angels in a group meditative attempt bring about World Peace, Prosperity and Increase.
This warm, friendly, creative, meditative space costs just £499+VAT. Mung Beans and Scrumpy are provided (bring your own roach material).
Please indicate your interest below. (Note, we don’t take Bitcoin as that’s pie-in-the-sky nonsense).
7 Responses to “ Secrets of Mayan flower remedy healing: channelling the crystal tarot for wealth and success ”
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This book has bee around for ever. Creative Visualization: Use the Power of Your Imagination to Create What You Want in Your Life (Gawain, Shakti) and is excellent! Flower remedies – sip the morning dew of of native flowers… no secret. Earth’s magnetic field has flipped its polarity many times over the millennia – no biggy.
Is it true that the Earth‘s magnetic field is about to flip?
http://www.physics.org/facts/frog-magnetic-field.asp
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Is it 1st April already?