Feel my mighty influence!
The Birmingham Mail has published a totally scientific list of Midlands Twitter users who “have the ability to influence the UK more than most in the region”.
Apparently, I’m a respectable number 101 which means I’m more influential than
- Black Sabbath (#191)
- a Personal Beauty Shopper at Selfridges (#188)
- Sutton Park Donkey Sanctuary (#164)
- Birmingham city council (#120)
- James Morris, Conservative MP for Halesowen & Rowley Regis (#115) – ha!
- Solihull police (#112)
I was pipped to the number 100 post by Drayton Manor theme park. Now we know why they were so damn anxious to build their Thomas The Tank attraction, Thomas Land.
I’m now crowd-funding “William Burroughs’ Naked Lunch Land” to be built in my back garden, and am recruiting mugwumps. I must beat Drayton bloody Manor.
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