For some reason, I was thinking about the Roger Hargreaves kids’ book character, Mr Tickle, who is bright orange with tiny little hands that he can’t keep to himself, coming to Scotland.
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Just absolutely the best tickles, so beautiful, tickles like you wouldn’t even believe. Grown men go up to him, tears in their eyes, saying “Your tickles cured my disease and fed my family, thank you sir, we love you so much.” Many people are saying this, it’s true, the Nobel Committee needs to take note or else who knows, maybe they’ll get deported. It’s just a thing that could happen, is what I’m saying.
Just absolutely the best tickles, so beautiful, tickles like you wouldn’t even believe. Grown men go up to him, tears in their eyes, saying “Your tickles cured my disease and fed my family, thank you sir, we love you so much.” Many people are saying this, it’s true, the Nobel Committee needs to take note or else who knows, maybe they’ll get deported. It’s just a thing that could happen, is what I’m saying.