I’ve got a strawberry stuck up my arse
Patient:
Doctor, I’m in terrible pain because my arse is blocked by this huge strawberry.Doctor:
Don’t worry, I’ll give you some cream for it.
(Tune in next Friday for another fruit’n’veg-up-the-bottom joke.)
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