Doctor, I’ve got this terrible pain in my arseDoctor
Drop your trousers and bend over. Hmm, it looks like you’ve got a lettuce leaf protruding from your sphincter. I’ll pull it out. And there’s another. And another.Bloke
ARGHGHGHGH! The pain is excrutiating! Is there much more?Doctor
I’m sorry to tell you, but this is just the tip of the iceberg.