Archive for January, 2022

Multiple Sclerosis and cunnilingus

New Scientist is reporting the Strongest evidence yet that Multiple Sclerosis is caused by Epstein-Barr virus:

A huge study of US military personnel suggests almost all cases of multiple sclerosis are triggered by the common Epstein-Barr virus, meaning a vaccine could largely eradicate the condition

Good news! I looked up Epstein-Barr virus on Wikipedia and found out that

Infection with EBV occurs by the oral transfer of saliva and genital secretions.

This makes sense. As a black belt (5th dan) in snogging and cunnilingus, I’m a victim of my own giving nature.

Ode to Web 3

I’d rather have a tiger come to tea
Than read more crap about Web 3.
Better have a walrus jizz in the butter
than meet another crypto nutter.
I’d sooner Melania Trump haunt my dreams
Than hear more batshit blockchain Ponzi schemes.

Farewell, 2021

Not much happened in 2021, for obvious reasons. One surprising event was that I took a permanent job for the first time since Opera went tits-up in 2016. I had been contracting for Babylon Health for 6 months, helping them on their mission to make “high-quality healthcare accessible and affordable for everyone on Earth” and I liked them (even more surprisingly, they liked me) so when they offered me fripperies like paid time off and sick leave during a pandemic, I said yes.

Conferences didn’t really happen. I came to dislike speaking at Zoomferences, but did manage to harangue people in person at Front Conference Zurich, which was brilliantly organised by volunteers. Hopefully I can shout at people in real-life after Spring 2022 (and stay tuned for an exciting announcement about this).

Instead of conferences, I put my rabble-rousing urges into ending the Apple browser Ban, twice invited to brief the UK Competition and Marketing Authority about their investigation into Apple’s iOS browser monopoly and Progressive Web Apps. The final report will come out in June.

In personal news, I gained a few kilos due to an even more sedentary pandemic lifestyle, and didn’t smoke all year. And I managed to sell an Evil demonic spirit, captured in a box. Genuine ghost. Do NOT open the box! on eBay.

However, by the end of the year, I was feeling burned out and depressed, so decided to spend Christmas in Thailand, where I have a little rural holiday home. I felt a bit irresponsible travelling during Covid (and had to pay through the nose –pun intended– on 4 PCR tests for each family member), but it was absolutely worth it. It was such a tonic to get some sun, speak another language, eat different food and just see different surroundings after 2 years of the pandemic.

On return, however, I’m not feeling optimistic for the winter. In Thailand, everyone –and I mean, everyone– wears a mask outside their home, even in 30+ centigrade heat. No whining about “muzzles” or “liberty”, just social responsibility and a sense of shared endeavour. Yesterday, after my Day 2 PCR test came back negative, I could go to the supermarket to restock after my holiday. I reckon 50% of shoppers wore masks. Today my son returns to college. Given multiple sclerosis is my own immune system attacking my nervous system, I’m fully expecting to get sick. Hopefully, my vaccinations and booster will save me from serious illness.

Let’s hope 2022 brings better times for all.